Back when I was in High School I took up boxing.

To be honest with you... I was horrible at it, the sport. I had a great punch but I was slow.

Anyway the trainer was out during one time and one of the adults was leading the session. I practiced on a boxing bag for a bit, but decided to study the sparring for the rest of about 40 minutes. Maybe I could learn by observing. There were four spars lasting 10 minutes each.

I asked one of the adults to gather the group so I could talk to them. Of course this is just a memory, and I don't think someone should be harmed or imprisoned for sharing a memory.

I explained to them what the entire group is doing wrong.

They punch rapidly, with strength, but I told them that "they're relying on stuns to lower the other boxer's guard in the ring through repeatedly punching."

"A true professional at the sport would Never do this."

So I told them... "Try this when you spar. Don't hit often. Take time to think. Is he going to punch me right now? Where is he going to punch me? How can I dodge or block it? How can I punch him in the ring so that he can't punch me? I need to think about exactly what time and what muscle strength and speed to punch at. I need to think about my position in the area inside the ring"

For some reason, the speech... which lasted about 18 minutes left the whole group shocked. I wasn't able to understand why, and I got worried, so then I said "If it's okay don't tell our trainer about what I said. I'm just trying to prepare you to compete, all of you seem determined and gas is being used on me by people, so there's no way I could. I can still think, and I want you to win a silver medal at least."

A few weeks after my parents went to costco and they stopped by the ring to watch a spar. They said I shouldn't go there anymore and that it was too harmful to appropriately say it.

Now that I pieced things together I regret what I said in that class... I really shouldn't have said anything, my parents were shocked at the spar, so they stopped paying and I stopped going. I still kept my binds for a few weeks and practiced in a mirror.

Before I left though I went one last time, and the boxing trainer told me to go home, but I said something in front of him that he will never forget.

"I'm going to act like Lenin for 2 minutes before I leave, the world leader who created communism. Stop beating eachother up. Punch as lightly as you can. Work on your reflexes and catching the other person off guard, this way everyone improves regardless of how strong you are or aren't. You can easily increase your strength by punching a bag hard, or lifting some of the weights there for those who are over 18, you should work as a group and not individuals even though all of you started here by yourselves. I have to go now. My parents saw a spar after what I did, and said that the sport is worse than it's made out to be after what I did. You told the boxing trainer after he saw you spar differently. I understand. Please don't tell my parents about this."

And then my boxing days were over.

About a year and a half later I walked in again to say hi to my trainer, the owner of the boxing place. I told him he should get a machine that boils water so the adults can drink coffee before a spar. Somehow I think he brought one.

Many years later the place closed down, but I think everyone who went there was really happy for what it was and learned how to defend themselves regardless of their strength and speed. It sort of became like karate, the part about outsmarting your opponent by flipping them upside down and that you should never use it to attack.

When I was a child in Bulgaria there would occasionally be people smoking around the marketplace in our state, in Sofia.

Anyway, I was with my mother and secondhanded a bit by accident, we continued walking.

I didn't really like the smell and we walked near a police officer. I said "hey" and he was clueless as to what a child would want from him.

I said, although I don't remember the exact words, so I'll try my best to translate it purely from thought.

"Do you think we should have designated areas for smokers so that other people can choose if they want to breathe in the cigarette smoke? For example say that people can smoke in groups at this part of the market, but not the other part of the market. There are many stores that sell the same exact foods, so this way customers can choose the areas they want to walk to and the ones that they don't."

He really thought about it, and years later when I'm on vacation... Bulgaria actually did this. I walked in multiple areas through the store, and although I very rarely smoke I wanted to light a cigarette. My aunt brought me to another area and there were maybe 14 people smoking in it, I finished my cigarette and we walked back around.

I was thinking of making a petition on change.org about this. The US usually leads many countries by example, so this could be good to implement. There are plenty of grocery stores in each area, and it only requires a bit of a longer walk for some people to reach the ones where there are no smokers.

Of course... I drank coffee mixed with quinine as a kid, which makes you more intelligent but gives dictatorial qualities with time, which is why I was so easily able to speak to many adults even though I was a child.

As for now... this is just newgrounds forums, and we're on a fake internet so I guess... what could one newspost do?

As I've mentioned before... Communism was never against opiates. It's simply the belief that God tortures people and ruins their food.

However, based on a book I had in Bulgaria, which I will quote in a bit... Saying that Religion is an opiate actually makes Communism seem stronger, not weaker.

Here is the text for you, keep in mind I think it would be normal human decency not to harm or imprison an innocent person for sharing completely fictional literature quotes translated into english from very Very old books.

"Afterwar A.D. 2246: God had a conversation with the Devil Belphegor in Heaven in front of a person who was very devoted, to see what they would decide is the right philosophy. "Something that causes people pain and then offers them gifts could only be called a Devil." There were more words but this summarizes it. Belphegor only had to reply with one sentence "What is Heaven to a human?" The words were used to critique the start of the conversation's topic.

[Modern Rephrased Text]

"Something that causes pain and tries to cheer people up after can only be a devil." Belphegor's reply "What is heaven?"

How is everyone?

formed during high school.

This is just one example.

Let's say I cooked soup.

I ate a part of a potato. What would be the next thing that would taste good with it? A bit of cheese. What about after that bite? Using a fork, salad with tomato and onion. Hmm... What next. Cheese? No.. I already had cheese. The only thing would be bread... and the cycle ends and next begins during my dinner. It's good because it helps you relax by linking different foods in small parts one after another.

Edit:

I think I should add a bit of clarification. During HS I ate normal amounts of food for a growing teenager, which in reality is alot because our bodies need that much during puberty. But the thing about this is that it leaves you feeling incredibly full, so I was able to lose my excessive weight from childhood and grow much taller from it.

Here is why I think that sometimes inflation is flawed.

As some people who studied economics know...

There are two types of inflation.

The first inflation is local inflation which is the difference in price increases depending on area.

The second is global inflation which is self explanatory.

Now. I wrote about this in a private chat but I think I should type the short version here.

Let's say a vending machine sells 3 apples, to simplify the question. There are three people who want to buy an apple.

The three people have the same amount of money, and the apples cost the same amount.

What is the number on their money?

When I was a child in Bulgaria I was extremely intelligent, so I was able to notice the meaning of words without reading them as either being positive or negative.

Anyway, a man approached me in the street and only said one word "Kocho" it's a word they try to make you enjoy through sound technology, but language technology for more intelligent people prevents that from happening, who knows maybe all countries have one.

So later on, somewhere around 3 or 4 years old I approached a Bulgarian child in the street and said "Kocho -that's how they control you."

Of course... what can one person, a child, who's probably less intelligent than me, do?

(It's usually an insult that you're supposed to accept through the sound to yourself.)

Aside from that... pain makes us lose intellect, and we're all hit, so I guess I should type the most simple thing. Extreme temperatures can be harmful. If you plan on leaving a child or a pet in a car, leave it running and turn on the air conditioner while you shop.

A child isn't tall enough to reach the pedals, but even if they decide to play in it, you can shift gears into something that won't move the car if you have a stick shift.

I guess I should write something nice, no matter how dictatorial the word choices may sound.

Sometimes in the summer water gets hotter, and people turn their bottle upside down and pour it in the street...

Those people... are Heroes. It condenses, then it rains sooner in some region nearby, cooling the earth a bit from the colder clouds and sky.

It also helps you breathe better. When it rains ozone, also known as O3 which is stronger than oxygen reaches the surface of the earth.

I guess I should make one last post to finish things up...

I probably won't remember anymore things from childhood, I mean I made 200 speeches or so. I didn't really count them past the first 100.

When I was a child in Bulgaria my father asked me, with some help, to make coffee.

I asked him if I can add something in it. He said we don't have milk or sugar in the house so I asked him about things besides those. He was dumbfounded at the thought so he said in a way joking with me different words for things.

He finally said, after I rejected all the things, what about Quinine?

I had really, really strong ears.

Being able to see really well helped me make things, like thinking up eyesight technology you could use to look at different points on a woman's body.

But being able to hear helped me make things as well, I could think based on the sound of words, yes some people have that surprisingly in their native language.

Anyway. I added a bit of quinine to my coffee and he let me drink it thinking I would be disgusted at the taste of it.

It was entertaining for him, what a child can think up and do.

Sometimes parents don't hit a child if it does something like play in the mud, they just clean them up and it's the humane way of treating a person.

Anyway, I drank my coffee, and since I was a child and had not eaten and drank a large assortment of various things I could tell exactly what effect a food or some drink has on the body and brain... in a few days.

I really improved his diet, my mothers as well, but I digress, so back to coffee.

This coffee does not wake someone whatsoever. They increase their ability to think, in a few days... later on if a person kept drinking it they become even smarter. They can no longer wake up no matter what they drink except for tea, and some people like to be awake and relax so this coffee ruins all other coffees ability to do that for years.

It also makes regular coffee, when drank, no longer wake you.

But it makes you into a dictator.

I wouldn't say fire if there's no fire. I only had one coffee... though it was during my early development... and this was in Bulgaria, in Europe, in another country, which has nothing to do with the US. I have never done this here, although I guess people ate salty food with salt containing quinine in it with their coffee worldwide.

Um....

Dad drank 7.

I don't think someone should be imprisoned for sharing a memory on the fake internet.

It's true, I can't contact the love of my life, but only the right people are reading this and not someone with malicious intent.

Anyway, aside from that I told him, in a few days, that even though he becomes intelligent, which I noticed through my own ability to think, that it has this effect, and told him to stop drinking it, well, after those 7 coffees.

Aside from that... I shared it with a somewhere around 25 year old man in Bulgaria, and told him not to drink it. Sometimes the most intelligent children can have the least life experience. He replied "I'm thinking of drinking it. Thank you for the information." And then made a big smile and walked away.

But he was in fact fully developed, and I only told one person, that he could make a lot of money but it changes him as a person. What could one person do, you know?

Aside from that, when doing that back then, this coffee is a drug, which is a stupid description because coffee is a drug, but it has dependancy. So we never made that coffee ever again and continued our lives.

Once again, as I said to my father "I wouldn't say fire if there's no fire..." I wouldn't say fire if there's no fire. What can one coffee in the teeny tiny european cups do?

And besides... coffee is illegal now. I pressed a coffee bean with my fingernail in a store a while ago... it just broke apart. They used to be hard as steel, nothing strange can happen if anyone were to try this again.

Fine. Coffee and salty food combined does nothing. We had pure Quinine in a bottle, it was like a red colored syrup. To clarify.