When I was still young in Bulgaria, and me and my mother were at a church, we walked in the garden. I asked a Priest what the bible says about sex. He just stood there and said nothing. I walked away and my mother followed me. A couple of moments later I told her while walking "I figured out what religion is."

This, by the way, can be proven simply by typing "What does the bible say about sex?" into google search. One result comes up. The word nothing. As for the Torah, same thing, as that's the old testament. Last but not least, what about Islam's views?

Now. This is different. They get 72 virgins, but those virgins get to stay virgins the entire time the guy is in heaven. They can talk to them and eat food with them. That's about it, unless my knowledge on the matter is wrong.

What does hinduism say about sex? -Nothing.

What does buddhism say about sex? -Nothing.

I hope this discussion has been enlightening.

Sincerely; The Arch-Devil Belphegor, AKA Dimitar Rouynekov